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everydaygeeking:

Would You Kindly Deliver Them By Hand

by doubleleaf [Tumblr/DevArt]

Sorry for not reblogging, the original post is a little broken. Wanted to make one that was viewable.

An accurate summary.

(via marchingjaybird)

Introducing Google Nose, for all your scent-based searching. 

In honor of Pi day, here’s someone to prove you wrong about Pi. With Pie. 

complicatedtriangulated:

totalefinsternis:

nathoyt:

sassanova:

7devilsinmyhouse:

the-mad-valkyrie:

Lady Batter Liptonsword. Hmm not bad.

Lady Axton Gunpowder Saber. I like it!

Lady Shepard Earl Grey Bow?

Sounds confused.

Lady Sparrow Chai Khopesh

not bad

Lady Catherine Green Dagger

Lady Aqua Basilsbrew Pointystick.

Totally works.

Lady Delta Blackberry Flail

Fuck, yeah. 

John de Lancie (Star Trek: TNG’s Q) decodes the Bronies.  

No, really. It’s awesome. 

via The Mary Sue

betterthanlegos:

fbfggjjgf MY SISTER went on Westjet’s facebook and this happened

lmfhfhf i can’t 

See. This is how you do customer service. Good on you, Greg. That was very nice. 

fabrocheltana:

theoriginalspike:

speedlag:

Musical Statistics

the grease one jghgfdhdfg

I LOST IT AT MACAULAY

(via twbasketcase)

oxboxer:

I know why everyone’s so scared of Fake Geek Girls! SURVIVAL HINGES ON CONSTANT VIGILANCE.

(via anklewings)

• Tama: oh my god it's actually really weird to think of romney as having emotions
• Tama: like
• Tama: "being sad he's not the president"
• Harry: LOL
• Tama: ive honestly got the point where i assumed he was manufactured without them
• Harry: yeah like
• Harry: honestly part of me has just been assuming that if he lost he'll just like
• Harry: be wheeled away and dismantled
• Tama: lmao
• Tama: exactly
• Tama: make the modifications for the next design. we've got four years lads. let's make the best republican presidential candidate we can.
• Tama: he needs to be stronger. faster. MORE RIGHT WING.
• Harry: b-but sir
• Harry: how is that possible
• Harry: I DONT PAY YOU TO ASK QUESTIONS
• Tama: I PAY YOU TO MAKE A ROBOTIC POLITICS MAN
• Harry: YOUR PREDECESSORS BUILT GEORGE BUSH IN A CAVE
• Harry: WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS

There is a gag news item about a certain show with a very large fandom going around Tumblr and I am kind of aghast at the number of people who are taking it seriously.

People, you claim to be part of a fandom that prides itself on it’s deductive prowess. 

GOOGLE IT.