the ranting puppet's tumblr thing

mikkkelsen: THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET AS FAR AS...

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:03:03 -0500

THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED

The subtext of Hannibal. As translated by the internet.

appleznbananaz: kristoffdarkness: tyleroakley: cyberfrost: Po...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:34:28 -0500

kristoffdarkness:

tyleroakley:

cyberfrost:

Pokemon Fusion Fan Art: Compilation 1 “Sinister Ones”

I’M OBSESSED.

These are all amazing and terrifying

Well these are unsettling

This Pokemon fusion thing is simultaneously the best and creepiest thing I’ve seen shoot across the internet in a long time.

attackon-titan: The nine circles of hell from Dante’s Inferno...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:24:35 -0500

attackon-titan:

The nine circles of hell from Dante’s Inferno recreated in Lego by Mihai Mihu

I. LIMBO: A place of monotony, here the souls are punished to wander in restless existence while they moan helplessly in echoes between the ruins of a temple.

II. LUST: Surrounded by erotic representations, those overcome by lust are forced to watch and experience disgusting things, ultimately being condemned to drown in the menstrual river.

III. GLUTTONY: The circle itself is a living abomination, a hellish digestive system revealing horrific faces with mouths ready to devour the gluttons over and over for eternity.

IV. GREED: This pompous place is reserved for the punishment of the greedy ones.

V. ANGER: In this depressing place the souls are trapped in the swamp, they can’t move and they cannot manifest their frustration which is making them even more angry.

VI. HERESY: The giant demon watches closely over his fire pit, dwarfing the damned that are dragging the new arrivals in the boiling lava. Those who committed the greatest sins against God are getting a special treatment inside the temple where they are doomed to burn for eternity in the scorching flames.

VII. VIOLENCE: A place of intense torture where the horrific screams of the damned are eternally accompanied by the hellish beats of drums.

VIII. FRAUD: In Fraud the Demons enjoy altering the shape of souls, this is how they feed.

IX. TREACHERY: Lucifer lies here chained by the Angelic Seal which keeps him captive in the frozen environment.

Woah. This is some impressive work.

It was if Fox wanted to retain the rights to the FF. See also:...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:31:02 -0500

It was if Fox wanted to retain the rights to the FF. See also: Why we got another Spider-Man movie we didn’t need.

][Ha Huy Hoang “Splendid River”][ ][Adam Goudelock] [Tyler...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:18:45 -0500

][Ha Huy Hoang “Splendid River”][

][Adam Goudelock] [Tyler Parker][

][Wayne Harris] [Jingo M. de la Rosa] [Randy Bishop][

][John Ariosa] [Ransom Getty] [Don Edwards][

via Project Rooftop

altoncbrown: Mark Your Calendars! Woo!

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:50:13 -0500

altoncbrown:

Mark Your Calendars!

Woo!

Wonderful girl. Either I’m gonna kill her or I’m beginning to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:35:17 -0500

Wonderful girl. Either I’m gonna kill her or I’m beginning to like her.

My first ship and OTP.

movies that i thought were good but that i never want to see again because they stress me out to the point of physical exhaustion

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:16:33 -0500

flatbear: sconesforjustice: 6stronghands: pinstripebindi: miracle mile. if the nukes are coming,...

Why Is Twitter Letting Jose Canseco Set Another Example of Rape Victim Shame?

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:07:34 -0500

Why Is Twitter Letting Jose Canseco Set Another Example of Rape Victim Shame?:...

catbountry: pettankoprincess: dnotive: spoonwalking: Crazy...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:20:41 -0500

catbountry:

pettankoprincess:

dnotive:

spoonwalking:

Crazy Amy’s Baking Company (by jaxamoto)

OH GOD WATCH THIS IF YOU’VE SEEN THE EPISODE OF KITCHEN NIGHTMARES SHE’S ON.

Oh my god it is TEN TIMES BETTER NOW

OH MY GOD THAT ENDING

I liked that ending.

One the one hand, I really feel sorry for people that appear that delusional.

On the other hand, this is effing BEAUTIFUL.

nietzschecats: Thus Spoke Zarathustra 286/3112

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:03:30 -0500

nietzschecats:

Thus Spoke Zarathustra 286/3112

stephaniepepper: barn owlzzz OMG - THEY HAVE CREEPY OWL...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:35:25 -0500

stephaniepepper:

barn owlzzz

OMG - THEY HAVE CREEPY OWL FANART.

There’s always room for more cuddles.

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:43:08 -0500

There’s always room for more cuddles.

eldenrootsofyggdrasil: southpaw-holmes: beastlyart: manfurarm...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:04:56 -0500

eldenrootsofyggdrasil:

southpaw-holmes:

beastlyart:

manfurarm:

nevver:

Ladybird Mimic Spider

#fucking spiders man #ANYTHING could be a spider #you reach into your fridge and pull out a popsicle SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING POPSICLE SPIDER #you’re walking down the street and a hydrant tackles you GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER #HYDRANT SPIDER #you reach out in the dark and flip on a light switch AND YOU’RE FUCKED IT WAS A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER #YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A FUCKDAMN HANDJOB #NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS ARACHNOFONDLER

Sketchass Arachnofondler. My new band name.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST EVER

this made me cry

comicbookcosplay: Female Cable costume made and worn by Nicole...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:32:34 -0500

comicbookcosplay:

Female Cable costume made and worn by Nicole Marie Jean.

Photo by Firstperson Shooter

Submitted by nicolejeancosplay

This? Is awesome cosplay. Well done. Bravo.

I’m reblogging this for people who know who they are.

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:34:55 -0500

I’m reblogging this for people who know who they are.

assilikesbowties: too soon? maybe I just laughed an UGLY...

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:19:49 -0500

assilikesbowties:

too soon?

maybe

I just laughed an UGLY laugh.

soundonsight: Watch A New Trailer for Guillermo Del Toro’s...

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:24:29 -0500

soundonsight:

Watch A New Trailer for Guillermo Del Toro’s ‘Pacific Rim’

gailsimone: Early ventriloquists and their dummies. Why, no,...

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:04:05 -0500

gailsimone:

Early ventriloquists and their dummies.

Why, no, nothing creepy about ventriloquists at ALL.

jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:00:52 -0500

jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come...