He just murdered my bride, my Sarah.
No Man’s Land
This BROKE ME so hard.
(via gunslinger)Source: gunslinger
I WILL CROCHET YOU INTO SUBMISSION, FUCKERS.
[turns all of your pasta queer] NO PASTA IS SAFE
I am the law.
ENGINEERING IS JUST LOUD MATH
I can control spoons whilst underground. Wow.
everyone will have bowlcuts of loGIC
Since mine is based on an attack I created for a story I wrote like freshman year of high school, I’d make shards of holy light rain down to destroy demons, and break curses.
I would never die.
I’ve been a sailor scout since I was six, but now I’m a werewolf sailor scout. Fuck yeah.
I will stick my hand up your ass and make you SCREAM.
…wait, that sounded better in my head.Source: zeekayart
I am thankful for you.
I am thankful for the way you make me laugh.
I am thankful for the way you make me cry.
I am thankful for your childish enthusiasm over the ‘ships, OTP’s, BroTP’s, bands, comics, and writers we share.
I am thankful for your mature advice given through the lens of your years, however short they may be.
I am thankful for the gifs, no matter how you pronounce it, and the sets that so perfectly encapsulate the things that we both love.
I am thankful for the pet pictures, the crafting tips, and all the puns I could ever want or stand.
Thank you for being you, however you express it, embody it, or present it to yourself or others.
I am thankful for you, today and always.