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Wonderful girl. Either I’m gonna kill her or I’m beginning to like her.

My first ship and OTP. 

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flatbear:

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6stronghands:

pinstripebindi:

• miracle mile. if the nukes are coming, i definitely don’t want to know.
• sexy beast. ben kingsley’s performance makes me feel like i’m being beaten with a sock full of batteries.

your turn.

I’d rather be scraped with a lemon zester, salted, and dunked in a vat of rubbing alcohol, if it meant I didn’t have to see The Sweet Hereafter or Journey of Hope again. 

I won’t ever watch Boys Don’t Cry again.

District 9, dude. It was SO SO GOOD but I don’t know if I can do it again.

Martyrs. Holy crap was that movie intense. I’d probably putÀ l’intérieur on that list, too. French horror does some fucked up things that hit you where you live.

Why Is Twitter Letting Jose Canseco Set Another Example of Rape Victim Shame?

betterthanlegos:

celebreceipts:

In a year when young victims of sexual assault have been shamed on social media by young people siding with accused athletes from Torrington to Steubenville, here is a six-time All-Star (albeit a very strange and estranged one), live-tweeting his self-defense to more than 510,000 Twitter followers and calling into question the judgment of a woman who appears to have accused him of a crime. The cops have nothing to say. But why isn’t Twitter doing anything about it?

Mod R: In case you missed it, baseball player Jose Canseco spent part of today publishing the private information of someone he allegedly raped (I believe her place of employment, picture and phone number among other things), encouraged harassment of her, and generally being a victim-blaming dipshit.

isn’t this fucking precious

And grounds for harassment and defamation charges. Jose better get his ass a lawyer that tells him to shut the fuck up soon. 

catbountry:

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spoonwalking:

Crazy Amy’s Baking Company (by jaxamoto)

OH GOD WATCH THIS IF YOU’VE SEEN THE EPISODE OF KITCHEN NIGHTMARES SHE’S ON. 

Oh my god it is TEN TIMES BETTER NOW

OH MY GOD THAT ENDING

I liked that ending.

One the one hand, I really feel sorry for people that appear that delusional.

On the other hand, this is effing BEAUTIFUL. 

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nietzschecats:

Thus Spoke Zarathustra 286/3112

stephaniepepper:

barn owlzzz

OMG - THEY HAVE CREEPY OWL FANART.

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There’s always room for more cuddles.

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eldenrootsofyggdrasil:

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nevver:

Ladybird Mimic Spider

 #fucking spiders man #ANYTHING could be a spider #you reach into your fridge and pull out a popsicle SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING POPSICLE SPIDER #you’re walking down the street and a hydrant tackles you GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER #HYDRANT SPIDER #you reach out in the dark and flip on a light switch AND YOU’RE FUCKED IT WAS A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER #YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A FUCKDAMN HANDJOB #NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS ARACHNOFONDLER

Sketchass Arachnofondler. My new band name.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST EVER

this made me cry

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comicbookcosplay:

Female Cable costume made and worn by Nicole Marie Jean. 

Photo by Firstperson Shooter

Submitted by nicolejeancosplay

This? Is awesome cosplay. Well done. Bravo.

I’m reblogging this for people who know who they are.

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